Thursday, October 3, 2013

I fucking hate vegans. And I don't mean aliens from Vega.

Of all the types of people in this world, and there are a lot, I particularly despise three groups: conservatives, theists, and vegans. They all fit under the category of "stupid people", but today, I'm going to focus on the last group. I fucking hate vegans, and here's what brought this on today:

I'm cruising the intarwebz as I usually do, when I see someone has liked a video of chicks going through processing in a hatchery, with big bold words loudly proclaiming "EGGS ARE NOT HUMAN FOOD! BUYING EGGS MEANS YOU THROW BABY ROOSTERS INTO GRINDERS!" etc. etc.

I comment on it, saying how posting misinformation like this only does one thing: make you look like a pretentious and arrogant asshole, which is the perception of vegans by about 95% of the population. Just because you don't understand how food processing to feed our exploding population works, doesn't mean it's immoral or wrong because it involves meat. By your "logic", NOTHING is human food since it means something has to die to feed us. Until you can figure out a way for us to survive on nothing but light or air, shut the fuck up.

Then, I see my post immediately removed, and this:


I'm pretty sure your "learning zone" is more like a fascist "agree with me or be silenced" zone. Goebbels has nothing on you, honey.

I'm fine with people having opinions. I'm fine with people choosing to be vegetarians, although I think it's silly and pointless, as there's no way to avoid killing things in order to survive. It's impossible. What I have a problem with, are the people who flat out refuse to let anyone voice their opposition, for fear of being proven wrong, or being made to look like an idiot.

Just because someone doesn't agree with you, doesn't mean they don't have a conscience or intelligence, it means that they have accepted that physical reality is not something you can just decide to ignore or alter because you think thousands of years of human evolution is wrong. We're animals, we eat plants AND meat, that's the definition of an omnivore. If we were supposed to eat nothing but plants, things would have turned out very differently.

I especially hate the condescending, superior attitude that is almost required of anyone who is vegan. I seriously want to slap the shit out of this stupid cunt for her casual dismissal and her holier-than-thou attitude. Seriously, fuck you, bitch. Having a fucking steak is not animal abuse, it's called normal human biology. You're the people who are unnatural, doing something the human body wasn't designed to do. It's no wonder a lot of vegans have to take supplements to not be all sickly and weak, it's because they don't get the nutrition that meat/chicken/eggs/fish provides. Maybe in the future when we're able to synthesize everything from a stock of base elements like replicators from Star Trek, then we won't have to worry about hurting the poor widdle animals, but until then, welcome to fucking reality.

I feel like I have to speak to that retarded leap in "logic" too. If you're a vegan because you find it morally objectionable to kill things to be your food... you do realize plants are alive, right? It's ok to eat them though, because they don't have cute widdle faces, right? You've somehow come to peace with the fact that you're eating all of your precious animal's food, right? Seriously, get a fucking grip and grow a goddamn brain.

Being vegan has nothing to do with "saving the animals" or being healthier, it's all just a way for these punks to feel morally superior to everyone else for doing what humans evolved to do. Maybe in the future we'll evolve past needing to eat meat, but until then, I'm going to go eat a gigantic fucking hamburger, bloody and greasy and juicy. That doesn't make me ignorant or immoral, it makes me fucking hungry.

Oh, this is the response a few minutes later. Apparently I'm a pervert and a creep now because the dumb blonde cunt doesn't know her page is public.


Seriously, all vegans can choke on a fucking dick. All of them.

Death is only the beginning...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

There are a lot of stupid vegans/vegetarians, (have you seen the vegans in 28 days later freeing animals with the zombie virus?) vegans having a cat and feeding meat to the cat - or saving cute kittens from the street or saving them anyways (cats are killing endangered birds insects öizards etc/ reducing amount of mice for hawks) - but some meat eaters are comparably stupid - for example people that cry over someone eating cat or dog meat, and at the same time eating beef or bacon and calling themselves animal lovers. As you can see There are Idiots both on the Veg/Omnivore Side. Vegan Anarchists liberating test animals are awful stupid because of possible infects, and the fact that these animals wont survive alone.

There are a lot of Atheist people calling themselves Spiritual - And there are a lot of Vegans calling themselves Holy for doing the right thing - Both examples are showing idiots.


But still I am a Vegan, not for saving the poor animals, no for saving the planet/ slowing down the destruction (almost nothing). I would kill animals as you do. But not because i want to eat them, because i want to save the planet and endangered species (remember cats eating birds?). There are enough natural enemies for these animals, animal friends saving rabbits or kittens are just helping to make the populations of these vermins even bigger. Altough being a Vegan i would kill these Animals - earning the hate of Meat eating animal lovers or animal-rights-related vegans. In my opinion, eating Meat is inefficient - you waste a lot of plants that get eaten by the animal - and then you eat it. and in the process a lot of nutrients gets destroyed. Animals are doing way more harm to the planet than Car Pollution is causing.

I hate meat eaters that only eat Beef but would never eat a Kitten (aww so sweet i could never do this) but i also fucking hate vegans having a cat (feeding it and keeping it alive). But still i like meat eaters that could eat kittens without any problem. You probably wont change your habit about eating meat. but in the (distant) future it will be necessary (because the population grows, but not the planet).

And it is healthier - although the meat industry won't tell you this (and buying/making chinese studies about how unhealthy vegan lifestyles are).

Oh and about the b12 deficiency: also meat eaters got it - B12 is produced by bacteria in your colon - unhealthy vegans and omnivors will get it if they have problems with their colon. Vegans going more often to the doctor than meat eaters and so the doctors find more b12 deficiency around vegans. of course meat contains b12 - as much as we have in our body (if we would get slaughtered and eaten). But any healthy person gets enough B12 from the good bacteria in their colon. so no need to troll around.

I hope you will answer back :)

xXAISPXx said...

Well said, well said, well said. Going vegan really doesn't do anything for animal abuse anyways, it just takes you out of the equation. Whenever I see them commenting "GO VEGAN" I feel like slapping the green living shit out of them.

Unknown said...

Vegans are only in their little cult to be "different and edgy". They need the attention by going against the grain. And I love it when they call us regular people that realize man was meant to fucking eat meat, "Ur mudurer!! Eeteng egs iz keeling chikuns!"

Eggs are NOT fertilized, fuckstick vegans!!

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