Yes I know, months it has been, with no posts by yours truly. Things have been quite crazy lately, what with the summer season at work (parts busiest time of the year), being in my baby sister's wedding (which was fully awesome despite the setbacks I endured getting there), and being rejected over and over again by various and sundry womens. Now that things are settling back down, I have time to inflict my hatred for all things idiotic upon the world once more, as well as rave about how awesome Metal is (we can't forget that now, can we?).
I will thus leave you with this for now, something to tide you over while I gather my thoughts, scattered by the rampant retardation that currently assaults mankind. I submit that this, first set down by the geniuses at Penny Arcade, is the ultimate in hatred for something/someone:
"Don't say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else- word one- I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.
When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming- as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.
I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."
